Thursday, September 10, 2009

Things I'm terrible at...

Saying no. As in, "No, I'd rather go home and relax than sit in upper level US Open seats". Instead I agree to go and pray it rains

Throwing things out. I guess I'll just keep this Entourage clasp-back hat because someday I might wear it. More accurately, some day it will remind me of those first few seasons when Entourage was good and every scene wasn't a poorly disguised product integration or awkward real-life celebrity cameo.

Eating healthy. Everything tastes better fried. Why else would things like fried ice cream and fried Oreos exist? Those are some pretty good-tasting things. It leads one to conclude that adding calories improves food.

Making plans. As soon as I make them, something comes up that is either more fun or more convenient. I should start planning to go to Vegas or win a million bucks.


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